This is the satirical blog of Sister Mary of Wallasey and all entries are written in Mary's personal capacity.
It is in no way designed to represent the official (or unofficial) viewpoint of any political party or candidate, and is not within their control. A fellow sister in the Tory Party inspired Mary to bring this blog to life. You know who you are! Enjoy!

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

Homer suspended by Tories for homophobic rant!



Denis Knowles was sensationally suspended from the Tory Party today following a homophobic outburst on Facebook. The Councillor, known for his resemblance of Homer Simpson, launched a bigoted attack on members of Labour's LGBT group describing them as "strange and limp wristed". Within hours local Tory leader Jeff Green suspended him from the Tory group on Wirral MBC and pressure is now mounting on Tory leader David Cameron to expel him from his Party altogether. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8595606.stm


Knowles' disgraceful remarks have caused great embarrassment for the Tory leader who, only last week, was criticised for an awkward performance during a Channel 4 News/ Gay Times interview on equality.


It is thought that Knowles went into hiding today - switching off his mobile phone and refusing to speak to journalists. Knowles colleague, Princess Leah, was also unavailable for comment and left an angry Sister Lewis to issue a statement to the waiting media.


The whole issue now threatens to dog the Tory election campaign unless Cameron takes further action.


I'll keep you posted readers!



2 comments:

  1. Oh dear - my prophesy came true. But Sister Mary. I can't wait to reveal my previously saved Homer rants.Thinks he is out of the woods. Well Denis you are about to encounter the Arctic tundra- splendid cold isolation and lots of wolves. Sleep well.

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  2. I warned you Denis. No good would come to some one who dresses up as Bugs Bunny!!! That costumne did strange things to you.

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