This is the satirical blog of Sister Mary of Wallasey and all entries are written in Mary's personal capacity.
It is in no way designed to represent the official (or unofficial) viewpoint of any political party or candidate, and is not within their control. A fellow sister in the Tory Party inspired Mary to bring this blog to life. You know who you are! Enjoy!

Wednesday, 31 March 2010

Will Princess Leah stand by Homer?


Princess Leah has gone to ground since her council colleague Denis 'Homer Simpson' Knowles was suspended by the Tories following his shockingly homophobic Facebook outburst. She's not given any comment to the press and sources tell me she that she is refusing to speak to Homer and has even banned him from leafleting or canvassing on her behalf.

People are rightly asking questions about Princess Leah's position on this issue and want to know if she agrees with the comment made by him or if she is prepared to condemn him? Even the few remaining friends Denis has left are commenting (on his public Facebook wall) about the Princess' silence.

"Leah needs to get her act together and stand by you like everyone else has", said Homer fan, Thomas Mannion last night! Others are also asking about Leah's position after all it was only a few months ago that Homer was her new best friend, when she welcomed him with open arms to the Tory Party!


Leah's campaign goes from bad to worse!

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

Homer suspended by Tories for homophobic rant!



Denis Knowles was sensationally suspended from the Tory Party today following a homophobic outburst on Facebook. The Councillor, known for his resemblance of Homer Simpson, launched a bigoted attack on members of Labour's LGBT group describing them as "strange and limp wristed". Within hours local Tory leader Jeff Green suspended him from the Tory group on Wirral MBC and pressure is now mounting on Tory leader David Cameron to expel him from his Party altogether. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8595606.stm


Knowles' disgraceful remarks have caused great embarrassment for the Tory leader who, only last week, was criticised for an awkward performance during a Channel 4 News/ Gay Times interview on equality.


It is thought that Knowles went into hiding today - switching off his mobile phone and refusing to speak to journalists. Knowles colleague, Princess Leah, was also unavailable for comment and left an angry Sister Lewis to issue a statement to the waiting media.


The whole issue now threatens to dog the Tory election campaign unless Cameron takes further action.


I'll keep you posted readers!



Friday, 26 March 2010

Princess Leah: bankrolled by debt collector




What a day!

Princess Leah's election campaign has been funded by a debt collector it has been revealed. Yes, Wallasey Tories are relying on the fortune of a debt collector in a bid to buy election success.

As reported in the Daily Post, Liverpool Echo and Wirral News today, the Tories have used almost £50,000 from Wallasey based debt collector, Thomas Higgins, to fund a series of leaflets and expensive mailings. Meanwhile, a special edition of the Wallasey Voice is also making its way across the Wallasey constituency detailing Fraser's debt man donor shame.

The news will be a devastating blow to the Tories in Wallasey. It comes just weeks after Wirral West Tories were investigated for pocketing £thousands from millionaire Tory tax exile Lord Cashcroft!

Tories changed? I don't think so!


Wednesday, 24 March 2010

Why so touchy about donations?


Dear readers, I would be in confession for a very long time if I posted some of the comments I've received from the Tories following my post about Cashcroft. It seems Wallasey Tories are nervous about people asking about their financial dealings and donations. I can't help wondering why? What have they got to hide?

Sister Lewis's 'William Hague moment'




We all remember former Tory leader William Hague sporting a baseball cap in a desperate bid to project a more youthful image. The stunt saw him pilloried in the press with one Daily Mail commentator suggesting he "looked like a child-molester on a day release scheme". Well, I thought the Tories had learned until this picture was sent to me from a member of my congregation. Here we have Sister Lewis of Leasowe taking fashion tips from his old boss - sporting his very own cap and shades! What does he look like?!!




Saturday, 20 March 2010

Wallasey Tories & Cashcroft


Unlike her neighbours in Wirral West, Princess Leah has not, so far, accepted any big money donations from Lord Cashcroft to pay for her election campaign. So I say good on her for having the sense to not get involved in any shady deals with the Tory tax exile. Running an election campaign can be expensive business. I've seen glossy leaflets, flyer's, magazines and expensive mailings from the Princess - it seems she is throwing everything and the kitchen sink at Wallasey! But as she's not taking Cashcroft money how is it all being funded? I do hope it is from an honest source...





Thursday, 18 March 2010

Labour favourites to win Wallasey



Labour remain odds on favourites to win Wallasey. William Hill put Labour as 1/5 red hot favourites while the Tories are on 4/1. I hear a few Tories have put £££ on a Princess Leah win but I've got a feeling they'll be begging for their money back after next week...

Monday, 8 March 2010

Princess Leah - you just keep on getting it wrong!


Dear me Princess Leah! You really should do your research or at least get your bag carrier, Sister Lewis of Leasowe to do it properly because you are getting so much wrong in this campaign. This week alone you have sent out a direct mail which had hundreds of voters in fits of laughter after you claimed that the NHS is safe with the Tories. Hilarious! Nobody believes you, you see most people in Wallasey remember what your party did to the NHS in the 1980s and 1990s - instinctively you Tories don't believe in the NHS. I think your mate, Tory MEP, Dan Hannan, exposed the hidden dark side of your party when he described it as a "60 year mistake". Meanwhile, you Tories locally opposed the massive rebuild and refurbishment of Victoria Central Hospital -instead you insisted on keeping the old, run down wards. Even now, it is your party that would end a patients right to see a specialist within two weeks if their GP suspects cancer. So stop pretending that your care about the NHS. You don't!


I also notice that on your blog you have called for local MP Angela Eagle to "take a pay freeze". Keep up, dear, she did that last year and last week announced that she was doing it again this year! You really do need to get your facts right before we hear more of your boring rants! Finally, just what is going on with your campaign? Has Sister Lewis been sent back to Brussels? Labour have been running rings around you over these past few weeks and I hear there is plenty more to come!


I'll pray for you.




Saturday, 6 March 2010

Tory lookalike 4




Here's another Tory lookalike. Not only does Tory Chris Blakeley look like the Fat Controller from Thomas the Tank but 'Fat Controller' is name his Tory 'mates' have for him behind his back! By all accounts, Blakeley is not very popular with some of his fellow Tory Councillors!
There's one thing he won't be able to control though, and that will be the verdict of the people of Wallasey on the Tories at the General Election...

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

Tories can't be trusted with Winter Fuel Payments - FACT



Sister Lewis of Leasowe knows as well as I do that his party can't be trusted with the pensioner's Winter Fuel Payment. Leading Tory MPs want it scrapped and the Tories famously described it as a "gimmick". I've no doubt that if the Tories win the next election the annual payment to pensioners will be a thing of the past. But Sister Lewis is having none of it! His increasingly desperate campaign in Wallasey has seen the Tories on the back foot and frantically tying to rebut Labour's effective campaign on the issue.


One Labour source told me, "Sister Lewis can rebut all he likes but pensioners around here remember all too well what the Tories did last time they were in power and they know, given the chance, the Tories will do it all again".


It seems it going to take more than warm words from the Princess to get the pensioners on side!


"smug looking and a total embarrassment"- Denis Knowles on Leah Fraser



Has Councillor Denis 'Homer Simpson' Knowles changed his view on Princess Leah since he defected to the Tories? I only ask because a series of emails in which Homer offers his verdict on his now Tory colleagues have reached me and let me tell you my dear congregation, they make interesting reading and will be devastatingly embarrassing for the Tories.


First up is this email sent from Homer on 18 March 2009 to a fellow Labour Councillor, just weeks before he defected from Labour to become Princess Leah's new best friend:


"I like this newsletter- especially the smug looking Fraser picture.

She (Princess Leah) was at the Central Park Forum this morning, attacking the officers, using divisive tactics, highlighting what Birkenhead has got compared to us. She is a total embarrassment. The officers demolished her arguments one by one. Let's publish and get it out as soon as possible. Denis"


So is this what you really think of the Princess, Homer? Embarrassing, divisive and smug? As Homer would say, "D'oh"!