This is the satirical blog of Sister Mary of Wallasey and all entries are written in Mary's personal capacity.
It is in no way designed to represent the official (or unofficial) viewpoint of any political party or candidate, and is not within their control. A fellow sister in the Tory Party inspired Mary to bring this blog to life. You know who you are! Enjoy!

Thursday, 21 January 2010

Its official - Princess Leah wants two jobs!


My Prayers have been answered! Princess Leah's Tories have today confirmed that she wants two jobs! Yes, our local Tory princess, famous for her love of designer handbags, intends to run for local MP and Councillor at the same time.


Leah and her designer bag carrier and agent (the European Union employed 'press secretary'), issued a joint statement to the Wirral News blog, Hamilton Squared, in response to questions from Labour's Darren Dodd (next Councillor for Liscard) about her plans to run for both MP and Councillor at the same time.


Their statement has raised more questions than answers but implies that Princess Leah still wants to do both despite saying she wouldn't take on any "second jobs" in a local second-rate free sheet.


What will the people of Wallasey think?

3 comments:

  1. No wonder Sister Lewis has a job-one of three- I understand - as a Press officer(don't you just love the military undertones). He is brilliant at not answering a question!!!

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  2. Its a disgrace. What has Ian ever done that deserves this stick?

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  3. Do you really want to know and how long have you got?

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