This is the satirical blog of Sister Mary of Wallasey and all entries are written in Mary's personal capacity.
It is in no way designed to represent the official (or unofficial) viewpoint of any political party or candidate, and is not within their control. A fellow sister in the Tory Party inspired Mary to bring this blog to life. You know who you are! Enjoy!

Friday 22 January 2010

Homer's been gagged!





I knew it wouldn’t be too long before the Tories started to get fed up with Dennis ‘Homer Simpson’ Knowles. A little blue birdie tells me that his new found ‘friends’ have heard quite enough of his fantasy and gobbledegook and appear to have censored some of his recent blog posts.

Within hours of posting a blog entry about Angela Eagle and her local office, Homer was ordered to take it down. Was this because he (unsurprisingly) didn’t have his facts right? Not to worry though Homer, I’ve kept a copy and will place it in my bible for safe keeping.

Sources now tell me that all future blog entries must be checked, checked and checked again to save the Tories from further humiliation.

Meanwhile, one Tory lady is so embarrassed by Homer that she loathes canvassing with him!



I’ll have more on the self confessed socialist turned Tory soon…

2 comments:

  1. Shucks Dennis.Do you know I was using your blog as source material for my new book 'Hans Christian Anderson Revisited' Never mind. Leahs blog will do till you break free again1

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  2. I have to agree. Dennis blog really is embarrassing. He ought to use spell check!

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