This is the satirical blog of Sister Mary of Wallasey and all entries are written in Mary's personal capacity.
It is in no way designed to represent the official (or unofficial) viewpoint of any political party or candidate, and is not within their control. A fellow sister in the Tory Party inspired Mary to bring this blog to life. You know who you are! Enjoy!

Friday 29 January 2010

Champagne Daaarrrlings!


Champagne corks were popping at the Wallasey Conservative Association fundraising black tie dinner organised by Sister Sue 'roots' Taylor last Friday. Sue tried her best to raise (lots more) cash for Princess Leah's campaign fund but I'm told the event wasn't exactly a sell out and some local Tories didn't even turn up to support the princess at all! (Well, the dull Damian Green was the guest speaker so what do you expect?)


The surprise guest on the night however, was Sister Lewis of Leasowe. It seems the appeal of champagne (a favourite tipple of the Tory upper classes) was enough to lure him away from the bright lights of Manchester, where, I understand, he spends his time gallivanting on Friday and Saturday nights.


Meanwhile, another local Tory (who shall remain nameless) was complaing to a colleague from another political party that he had better things to do with £40.00 than to waste it having dinner with the princess!


I do hope the few that did attend had an enjoyable night - but where was my invite?!
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous29 January 2010 at 07:55

    Oh dear Sister Mary- but then you would have been very uncomfortable in such an atmosphere.
    Rumour has reached me even inside the convent walls that relations between the Tory faithful are not exactly harmonious.

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  2. Anonymous29 January 2010 at 12:48

    Isn't Liverpool good enough for Ian-too close to home maybe? However some younger members of the pack have been seen and indeed heard imbibing strong drink in several local hostellries-but I guess they can stagger home quite easily.

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  3. Anonymous31 January 2010 at 08:01

    Oh gosh Sister Mary. Leahs idol DC has done a Uturn again. Won't she be excited-something to talk about on her blog. By the way- do you think Sister Lewis and Cllr Chris-I like leather coats- Blakeley are hoping for a job if Leah a.develops a brain and b). finds enough idiots to vote for her, wins the Wallasey seat.

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  4. Anonymous31 January 2010 at 08:05

    Spotted in the locality- two clones, both the same body shape and wearing identical clothes going to the pub. You guessed it-Cllrs Keeley and Hayes look alikes!!!! oh dear Sister Mary someone should tell Paul and James they have replicas!

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  5. Anonymous1 February 2010 at 13:03

    Oh dear.Cllr Blakeley has been engaging in attention seeking behaviour again. Now he is in trouble with Merseytravel.That man has some issues he needs to get help with!!!!

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