This is the satirical blog of Sister Mary of Wallasey and all entries are written in Mary's personal capacity.
It is in no way designed to represent the official (or unofficial) viewpoint of any political party or candidate, and is not within their control. A fellow sister in the Tory Party inspired Mary to bring this blog to life. You know who you are! Enjoy!

Thursday 1 April 2010

I'll join the Lib Dems says Homer!



Tory Fat Controller, Chris Blakeley, got the shock of his life this morning when Homer Homophobe told him that he planned to "join the Lib Dems".


I hear that the Fat Controller, called his mate Homer (who was at Arrowe Park Hospital) to offer his support following his suspension from the Tory Party after his bigoted rant about gay people on Facebook. Homer was grateful to get the call (the only one he's had from any of his former Tory councillor colleagues) but told The Fat Controller that if expelled he would "join the Lib Dems".


It seems Homer is preparing for his inevitable expulsion from the "changed" Tory Party but according to my Lib Dem sources, he's got no chance of joining their group because they too were outraged by his anti-gay remarks! One Lib Dem even suggested "he'd be better of in the BNP"!


Meanwhile, the wait goes on for Princess Leah's response...
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9 comments:

  1. Anonymous2 April 2010 at 12:37

    Maybe the Castro brothers would welcome Denis. He would be a useful weapon against the capitalist USA- wow now there's a thought

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  2. Anonymous2 April 2010 at 12:40

    The poor man is so so mixed up. For example I read on one of his rants that he objected to paying through his Union to the Labour party. Now is this the same Denis Knowles that worked for Merseyside TUC? Glad to take union money then wasn't he.

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  3. Anonymous2 April 2010 at 12:46

    Sister Mary. I think I saw Leah today. But she was surrounded by some serious heavies- or maybe it was Messrs Lewis and Blakeley wearing body armour to save them from the proletariat.

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  4. Anonymous3 April 2010 at 13:09

    Great Blog John, keep up the good work.

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  5. Anonymous4 April 2010 at 13:16

    Sister Mary.Denis has declared on his blog that he is taking time out of politics for a while- how can he do that for heavens sake- he is a councillor and is paid to do the job. maybe the poor man is being forced to take more time with his family!!! In the meantime Leah is banging on about cancer survival rates. Time to reach for the sick bucket again.!!!!

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  6. Anonymous5 April 2010 at 05:25

    If Homer does join the Lib Dems, does this mean that he will be love bombed by her? she is doing this to all the other lib dems as stated in her article in the link below. I think she ought to say.

    http://conservativehome.blogs.com/goldlist/2009/05/leah-fraser-how-i-am-lovebombing-liberal-democrats-in-wallasey.html

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  7. Anonymous7 April 2010 at 15:47

    Sister Mary Homer-fobe has upset me some what with his playground taunts is he setting a bad example to the pupils of the schools that he is a Govenor
    Please pray that Dennis thinks of the children
    the next time he wishes to put his foot in it

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  8. Anonymous8 April 2010 at 13:59

    Sister Mary. A little known fact about Homer. Once upon a time he was a Labour councillor for Liscard. He then went to a meeting called by-- yes you guessed it- Ms Fraser and the rest of the Tory pack who were against the building of the new Weatherhead School as it was going to be inhabited by aliens- young ones at that. Homer lost his cool and swore at everybody in the meeting. Needless to say he lost his seat to-- yes you guessed it -Ms Fraser- whose coat tails he has been hanging onto for the last few months. The man has no dignity left

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  9. Anonymous8 April 2010 at 14:19

    Sister. Is it a possibility that not only was Homers rant homophobic but racist as well.

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