More news on Wallasey Tories and again my well placed source could not wait to tell me more about the weird world of Sister Lewis of Leasowe. Now, we all know he is a busy chap with his job as the European Union employed 'press secretary', running Princess Leah's election campaign, carrying Princess Leah's designer handbags, being councillor for Leasowe and then spending what free time he does have living it up in Manchester! But it seems his busy way of life is taking its toll, so much so that he has someone to take care of his dirty laundry. Yes, my source tells me that Sister Lewis keeps his colleague, New Brighton councillor, Sue 'roots' Taylor, occupied with his washing and ironing and bizarrely, I'm told, she quite likes pressing his pants!
We know the Toires in Wallasey (well some of them) are a close group but this is taking it to a whole new level. Can you imagine washing Sister Lewis's pants after he's spent a night raving in them? ...it's enough to make my toes curl!
Siter Mary- you have to be making that up. I know the windows of his flat are dirty- but come on
ReplyDeleteI know it sounds unbelievable but it is completely true according to my source! Tories are a strange group in Wallasey...but the stories will get even more shocking soon...stayed tuned for more!
ReplyDeleteSister M!
That's well sick!
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