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Time for another Tory lookalike and another dear member of my congregation has pointed out the similarities between Sister Lewis of Leasowe and a man that gave many a child nightmares, from the 1968 classic Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - it's the Child Catcher!

With spindly legs, a milky complexion and the elongated hooter its hard to tell them both apart. Both men certainly send a chill down my spine and I wouldn't open my door to either of them if they came knocking!

Princess Leah gets her facts wrong again!

Princess Leah continues to show just how out of her depth she is with her MP bid as the campaign from both the Tories and Labour gathers pace in Wallasey. This week, Leah went all out with a big bold glossy magazine 'change' in which she tries to show how a 'lady wot lunches' could be the town's new MP! She spoke about being a local mum-of-two and, er...well not much else really! Labour hit back by delivering a new newspaper entitled the 'Wallasey Voice' to households across the constituency featuring an interview with former Coronation Street star, Liz Dawn, who pointed out the Tory threat to the pensioner's Winter Fuel Allowance if Princess Leah's lot win the next election.

However, It's Labour's letter to voters here talking about the transformation of the NHS and how the Tories would wreck it again that has upset the princess and rattled her campaign team. So much so, she hit back on her boring blog accusing Labour of lies. Ouch!

Now the only person who I think is telling fibs here is Princess Leah herself and I'd like to have her in confession alongside Tory whipping boy, Homer Simpson, at St. Joseph's very soon!

I've done the research Leah and it is true - The Tories would scrap a patients right to see a specialist within one week if their GP suspects cancer, the number of doctors and nurses working in the NHS could also be cut, and local health centres could close down under existing Tory plans. If you are taking your MP bid seriously Leah then you should really get your facts straight before you start accusing others of lying! Maybe Sister Lewis should also get to grips with Tory Party policy too before he inaccurately briefs you again.

It seems the Tories have felt the effects of a Labour onslaught in Wallasey this past week. The campaign really is starting to get exiting!

Caught red handed!

'Forgive me father for I have stolen'...

Should be the first words uttered by Denis 'Homer Simpson' Knowles when he's next at confession after he was spotted stealing from the letterboxes of the people of Seacombe.

I'm told that earlier this week, Homer, (who pretends to be a good catholic boy at St. Joseph's)was busy reaching into letterboxes and stealing newsletters that had been delivered by his Labour opponents. Trouble is, Homer has been caught red handed and witnesses are now considering informing the authorities...

I'd have thought Homer of all people would have known stealing is illegal and is certainly wrong in the eyes of the Lord! What will everyone at the Joey's make of his behaviour?

Landlord Hayes tries to gag Labour

First Princess Leah tried to gag Labour on fox hunting. Now news has reached me that Tory Landlord Karen Hayes has done the same. This time, I understand, Hayes issued a solicitors letter to Labour election agents demanding they did not repeat the Daily Post story about the tenant who was left living in squalid conditions. If Labour did they would face the consequences....

I'm not at all surprised that Hayes took this action. Why would you want people to know how cold hearted you are by allowing a tenant and her baby daughter to live in a property riddled with damp and dirt? But as my fellow sisters are saying - let God be her judge.

It seems the Tory way of responding to anything they disagree with is by issuing threatening legal letters. If that's the case then I'm to believe there will be plenty more gag attempts from the Tories between now and polling day. One story in particular that the Tories will be desperate to keep a lid on...

Tory lookalike 2

Thank you to my dear reader who pointed out the striking resemblance between Tory boy Cllr James Keeley and Kelly Osbourne - a big boned gal just like James.

Princess Leah's campaign for two jobs continues!

Dave's even saying she wants two jobs!

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Following on from my earlier post, I forgot to thank the Tory councillor who pointed out the striking resemblance between celebrity astrologer Russel Grant and Wallasey Councillor Paul Hayes. Hilarious!

Can you tell the difference?

What ever happened to Holiday Hayes?

Not so long ago, Tory Councillor for Liscard, Karen Hayes, hit the headlines for all the wrong reasons after she was accused of being a rogue landlord by a tenant who was left living in a property riddled with damp and dirt.

According to the Liverpool Daily Post, environmental health inspectors were called to the property and Hayes and her husband were quite rightly ordered to carry out a lengthy list of repairs to make the property habitable for their tenant and her baby daughter to live in!

News of the Rachman style behaviour was even more shocking given that Hayes was at the time also on the board of Wirral Partnership Homes.

Once the news broke, Hayes kept a low profile by taking a holiday in Egypt (some say to escape the media scrum) as so was christened 'Holiday Hayes' by her political opponents.

Since then, Holiday Hayes has been very quiet - leading people to question if she is now on a permanent holiday from Tory party politics? Or has she simply decided to let her son - Russel Grant look-alike and Wallasey Councillor Paul Hayes keep the dream alive?

Dirty laundry!

More news on Wallasey Tories and again my well placed source could not wait to tell me more about the weird world of Sister Lewis of Leasowe. Now, we all know he is a busy chap with his job as the European Union employed 'press secretary', running Princess Leah's election campaign, carrying Princess Leah's designer handbags, being councillor for Leasowe and then spending what free time he does have living it up in Manchester! But it seems his busy way of life is taking its toll, so much so that he has someone to take care of his dirty laundry. Yes, my source tells me that Sister Lewis keeps his colleague, New Brighton councillor, Sue 'roots' Taylor, occupied with his washing and ironing and bizarrely, I'm told, she quite likes pressing his pants!

We know the Toires in Wallasey (well some of them) are a close group but this is taking it to a whole new level. Can you imagine washing Sister Lewis's pants after he's spent a night raving in them? ...it's enough to make my toes curl!