This is the satirical blog of Sister Mary of Wallasey and all entries are written in Mary's personal capacity.
It is in no way designed to represent the official (or unofficial) viewpoint of any political party or candidate, and is not within their control. A fellow sister in the Tory Party inspired Mary to bring this blog to life. You know who you are! Enjoy!

Tuesday 4 May 2010

2 Days to Save Sure Start!


Sure Start mums from across Wallasey and Moreton are backing Labour's campaign to save the children's centres in the area ahead of Thursday's election after the Tories have said they will cut its budget if they win. Tory plans would put Sure Starts in Leasowe, Moreton, Seacombe, Liscard and New Brighton at risk. The Tories are furious with Labour and local mums for campaigning on the issue. Princess Leah is desperately telling people its not true but people don't believe her and are not going to be conned by Cameron!

Monday 3 May 2010

Princess Leah set to lose her council seat!


As the political parties enter the final stretch of the election campaign, news is reaching me that Labour are confident of snatching back Liscard ward on Wirral Council - meaning Princess Leah is likely to be rejected twice on the same day in both council and parliamentary elections.




What will Princess Leah do with all the free time after the results are declared?!

Friday 23 April 2010

Has Homer broken the law?



My dear congregation, forgive me for not posting for a while but I've been busy praying for the misguided soul of Homer Homophobe. The long hours of prayer however seem to have failed after hearing that Homer could be in more trouble with Merseyside Police. Not with the Hate Crimes Unit (I hear that one is still being investigated) but for distributing letters to households in Seacombe about how he is a 'victim' of a 'Labour smear' following his vicious and bigoted comments on Facebook about gay people.


Homer's letter should have contained an address for him and where it was printed but it didn't - meaning that he could be in breach of Section 143 of the Political Parties, Elections and Referendums Act 2000. Dear me Homer! Whatever will be next...



Monday 12 April 2010

Labour winning the 'poster war'


Looks like Labour in Wallasey are wining the 'poster war'. I've not seen a single Tory poster up on my travels around the constituency. Meanwhile, Labour have a strong display all across the area. Maybe local people just don't want to be associated with a losing campaign or debt collectors or bigots...

Friday 9 April 2010

Homer Homophobe continues to shame Tories


Leading Liverpool Echo columnist, Joe Riley, yesterday continued the attack on Homer Homophobe. Riley said that the Tory "joker" is heading for "political no man's land" and accused him of believing the "rest of us to be born yesterday" following his lame excuse for his anti-gay comments.




Princess Leah continues to be silent on the matter.

Thursday 8 April 2010

Is Princess Leah too chicken to debate with Angela Eagle?


News from the Tory camp has reached me that Princess Leah is running scared of having a public debate with Labour's Angela Eagle during the election campaign. The pair went head to head in 2005 but this time the Princess is going out of her way to avoid it (well, she was humiliated last time). Instead, I understand, the Princess prefers to have a one on one question and answer session with members of Wirral Churches Together - with questions given to her ONE WEEK in advance! Unfortunately, the Q&A, scheduled to take place this evening had to be cancelled as Angela Eagle was needed in London for the 'wash up' of Parliament. But surely the Princess still could have taken part?


Anyway, I'm pleased that Wirral Churches Together are trying to re-arrange the event to take place before 6 May. Maybe this time, Princess Leah will share a platform with candidates from other parties and debate the issues alternatively another debate maybe arranged but will the Princess turn up....


Meanwhile, I hear Angela Eagle is STILL waiting for a reply from Princess Leah and David Cameron following her letter to them on Homer Homophobe!



Thursday 1 April 2010

I'll join the Lib Dems says Homer!



Tory Fat Controller, Chris Blakeley, got the shock of his life this morning when Homer Homophobe told him that he planned to "join the Lib Dems".


I hear that the Fat Controller, called his mate Homer (who was at Arrowe Park Hospital) to offer his support following his suspension from the Tory Party after his bigoted rant about gay people on Facebook. Homer was grateful to get the call (the only one he's had from any of his former Tory councillor colleagues) but told The Fat Controller that if expelled he would "join the Lib Dems".


It seems Homer is preparing for his inevitable expulsion from the "changed" Tory Party but according to my Lib Dem sources, he's got no chance of joining their group because they too were outraged by his anti-gay remarks! One Lib Dem even suggested "he'd be better of in the BNP"!


Meanwhile, the wait goes on for Princess Leah's response...